Are we really still doing this? I watched a mother cross a street, pushing her baby in a stroller and texting. There was no walk sign, but there were cars honking... she was completely unaware.
2. Texting at the Top of the Subway Stairs.
Unless you're texting, "Help, I'm being forced onto the subway by a mass murderer and have to pretend to be just an annoying person texting - send help," then please step aside and do your business elsewhere.
3. Losing Your Ability to Walk in a Straight Line/ AKA "The Zombie"
I will push you so hard.
4. Taking Photos of Yourself.
We see you.
5. Taking Pictures of Others.
We see you.
6. Texting While Riding a Bike.
You deserve to be clipped by a car door then eaten by anything feral.
7. Playing Candy Crush on the Subway.
It's a terrible game, so stop it.
8. Stopping Abruptly While Walking.
Did you just realize the little blue dot on your map, (you) is walking in the wrong direction? Unless this is your very first day learning to walk, you know how to do it. Step aside and change directions.
9. Slow Motion Realization.
Ammm Iiii iiinnn yyooouuuur waaaaay? Hhooolllddd ooonn, leeeeeet mmmeee hhhiiittt sssseeennnddd, thhhhheeen Iiiii caaaaaan mooooovvveee...
10. Everything That You're Doing is Wrong.
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